Welcome My Son, To the Machine: “Boogie Nights” (1997) as Critique of the Modern Hollywood System

February 21, 2015
By: Curtis M. Parvin (check me out on IMDB!)
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Paul Thomas Anderson is a 1990’s savior of cinema! Let the Christians await the arrival of Jesus Christ; film fans have actually seen the second coming of Orson Welles.

You may be asking: “Does P.T. Anderson deserve this veneration?” I mean, he is rumored to have grown up watching pornographic videos at a young age and dropping out of film school in his first week. According to the rumor mill, Anderson passed off some sample script pages written by Pulitzer Prize-winner David Mamet and received an unsatisfactory grade. After that, he closed the books and “hit the bricks” — as Mamet would say.
No professor was going to tell him what he was worth by putting a letter or number on his project. P.T.A. was going to make films his way because of a gut feeling; isn’t that all an artist has, their own instinct about their creative endeavors? Lucky for us, Anderson not only has a rebel heart, but the soul of a profound storyteller.
Now, after that brief introduction — or digression if you feel that way — about the filmmaker, let me share with you the reason I felt compelled to write this review.
Other than this being the final installment in my “Burt Reynolds Trilogy”:
I returned to Boogie Nights because I saw Anderson’s new picture, Inherent Vice (2014), and was rendered speechless. Vice is a fascinating exercise in experimental filmmaking! What stunned me even more though, were murmurs of walkouts. Many casual moviegoers were saying it was “boring” and “had no plot” etc. These audience reactions caused me to examine, more closely, what the casual moviegoer wants at the multiplex nowadays.

The awful truth is that most people today are lining up around the block to see Michael Bay’s recycling center filmmaking. These movie theater Tweeters want loud noises, mangled robots or women bending over muscle cars. Or, they yearn to see on-screen adaptations of trashy books shooting up the bestseller list — I will never understand the 50 Shades of Grey craze. Fast action, quick cuts, and sex seems to be the formula for success in mainstream cinema.

You see, dear reader, it is possible to write/direct a film about a sexual topic, but there has to be a larger artistic statement being made. Paul Thomas Anderson’s 1997 film,  Boogie Nights is a remarkable achievement! A film school drop-out was able to satirize Hollywood from behind enemy lines. Mr. Anderson took money from the suits and showed them Hollywood is the real pornography, a heartless machine designed to exploit and cash-in on desire.
Mark Wahlberg plays a teenager named Eddie Adams who is seduced into the 1970’s X-rated movie business by director Jack Horner (Burt Reynolds). Adams is not getting much love from his family at home — mother is an abusive alcoholic — so he seeks acceptance from anyone who believes in him. With the support of this surrogate father and the encouragement of Amber Waves (Juilanne Moore), Eddie takes the name “Dirk Diggler” and begins down the road to fame. His star begins to rise, and then…
….1980s home video technology threatens to destroy everything. Jack’s movies get cheaper and edgier. Emotional storytelling is sacrificed for rougher and more exploitative subject matter. The content becomes more misogynistic. The revenue from video sales yields mounds and mounds of blow. Cocaine brings out the beast in everyone using the stuff…”Oh, hi, Hollywood, I didn’t see you there.”
Dirk Diggler becomes the personification of what excess and selling-out has done to the industry. When he falls, he fall hard. He hits rock bottom, shattering the ground that was holding everyone up. Some characters manage to break away from the chaos, like Buck Swope (Don Cheadle), who sets up his own stereo store; for the most part, however, everyone will come face to face with their demons before the credits roll. 

Amber’s choices prevent her from seeing her son. Her drug use and seedy profession have caused her ex-husband to take legal action. Julianne Moore’s performance as the mother looking for a lost child is heartbreaking. I really hope she wins the Oscar this year for Still Alice. She deserves it.
Speaking of the Academy Awards, Boogie Nights was Burt Reynolds’ only Oscar-nominated performance. I’ve always felt he was an underrated actor who could be funny as well as dramatic. He plays Jack Horner as a conflicted man. In order to continue making movies, you have to continue to make that bread. At one point in his life, he probably wanted to be a great artist, but you get more butts in the seats with money shots than crane shots.
For inexplicable reasons, Reynolds didn’t win the statue back in the late ’90s. If you want to know my own conspiracy theory, I’ll let you in on a little secret…
….the Oscars do not like movies that are subversive. Actually, I’m sure The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences didn’t appreciate Paul Thomas Anderson calling Hollywood a money machine that will “let you watch” for a price.
Pornography isn’t always as it appears.

Dick Poop Finally Has His Day

January 15, 2015  




“It’s about time I get some respect after all these years!”, exclaimed a tall, dark man as he loaded a tray of sweet rolls into the giant convection oven in the back of Cacca Grasso, the small Italian bakery in Glenbrook he has run since 1985.

“Usually, I think awards stink, and I’m not one to brown-nose. That being said, it was nice to get some recognition”, he continued, wiping some sweat from his brow.

Yes, Richard “Dick” Poop, a self-styled “cinnamontographer” well regarded in the community for his cinnamon-flavored pastries (which have barely changed in price since their introduction thirty years ago), has won Best Pastry in the Fairfood Awards, the annual honors handed out by the New Canaan Recyclable for its favorite culinary choices in and around Fairfield County.

Martin Penis (yes, that’s his name, but it’s pronounced “Pennys” for those of you who didn’t click the above link), the magazine’s editor, wrote, “Cacca Grasso has the sweetest buns this side of Westover. While writing this, I wanted so badly to put them in my mouth I nearly Dick Pooped myself”.

Poop plans to use the money he received from the award towards developing a new confection. When asked what he was considering making, he noted, “I don’t know for sure, but I’ve always wanted to try making a Turdtle cake”.

At the mention of this, I put down the bun I had in my hand, thanked Dick for his time, and left Cacca Grasso, practically immersing my hands in Purex as I walked out to my car.

The "Real" Stars of the Golden Globes (2015)

January 14, 2015
By: Curtis M. Parvin

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So you missed the 72nd annual Golden Globe Awards?

I’ve got you covered, a recap without fake-bake tans and teeth whitener.

I’m sure you could care less about how J-Lo pretends to be relevant now (who keeps inviting her anyway?)
Moving on! Here’s what you actually missed.
Bad news first: One of my favorite films of 2014, The Lego Movie, did not take home the “Best Animated Film” prize. That was given to How to Train Your Dragon 2. Enjoy the praise while it lasts, “Team Dragon”, you know deep down you can not compete with Lego Batman.
Speaking of the caped crusader, Michael Keaton won a well-deserved Golden Globe on Sunday for a new film. In Birdman (You heard me right, Birdman) Keaton goes method for a role that may have hit the actor a little close to home. Art imitates life when his character, Riggan, can not escape the shadow of a former superhero role. The real Michael Keaton tried to hold back tears as he humbly accepted “Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy.” 
Jeffrey Tambor also got very emotional when he received “Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy” for Transparent. In fact, the series took home two Golden Globes over the course of the night. Evidently, Amazon Studios is being recognized as a major player in the television game, due to the daring content of its new programs. I applaud everyone involved, since the show is a giant leap forward in the fight for transgender rights and acceptance. Plus, who knew the funny dad from Arrested Development had such a empathetic side?
The 11th was quite a night for humanitarians in general, as George Clooney was awarded the “Cecil B. DeMille Award” for an influential career in entertainment. A montage of Clooney’s films — as director, actor and producer — was shown along with footage from his many causes like Darfur. All the best work was on display: Three KingsGood Night and Good Luck, Syriana, and Michael Clayton (and many that I don’t have room to list here). Seek out any of these exceptional films if you want to look at world politics, business, and the media in a new light.
The biggest surprises of the night occurred in both the TV and Film categories. Everyone was shocked when Jane the Virgin’s Gina Rodriguez won the “Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy” Golden Globe. Despite only seeing clips from Veep, Julia Louis-Dreyfus was my pick. I’m just glad Lena Dunham didn’t win. She needs to return to filmmaking instead of getting more praise for drawing out the plots of Girls.
Richard Linklater’s Boyhood dream began to come true at the Golden Globes, also. His film Boyhood took home one of the most prestigious awards, the much sought-after “Best Motion picture – Drama” prize. Finally, the indie darling auteur is getting the admiration he deserves from a bigger audience. The other king of the indies, Wes Anderson, also won a “Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy” award for The Grand Budapest Hotel.
Sadly, the Golden Globes are over. Familiar faces have been seen yet again and new offensive bits have been added to YouTube. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s impressions of Bill Cosby’s “I put the pills in the people” may have gotten some gasps, but I think the female duo is too cute to really offend anyone that much.
Be that as it may, the party is finished. Time to put away the alcohol and pop in those screeners. The Oscars are right around the corner and all I have to say is: “Look out, Academy, the indies are comin’ for ya!”

Curtis M. Parvin is a Rhode Island based filmmaker and writer. His Twitter link is above, why not check out his IMDB resume?